Hello, loyal reader. We understand that you’re probably feeling a lot of mixed emotions right now. Confusion, excitement, hysteria…maybe even a little anger. Where have we been you ask? Is there any answer we could give that would suffice? Any answer that would quell the raging maelstrom in your heart, mind and stomach right now? If I told you to imagine the flashbacks in Batman Begins where Batman is in Nepal on some sort of quest to get inside the mind of a criminal except instead of the fighting there was eating and that was where we were would it change anything?
The important thing is that we’re back and during the time that we may or may or not have been honing every inch of our stomachs in the grueling environment of the Himalayas our focus changed. We used to be about spreading art but now we’re about spreading something else. If there were a blog equivalent to whipping a stack of shurikens out from your knapsack and laying waste to an army of snow bandits before they even had time to think, then my friends…you will witness it in the coming months.
For as we have found out, bandits exist everywhere, especially in the food world. Like roaches, they come in slowly and non-threatening. And before you know it, they’ve setup shop and they’re pumping out a thousand new roaches a day*. Enjoy yourselves for the time being roaches, the end is nigh. <Cue sheathing sword sound effect>
*I have no idea if this is how roaches actually operate.